Most Outrageous Stories (c-Stories) (TM):  Contest of the Week

I work in Gastroenterology, so you know that we look alot of butts. I had this young one day come in and we where going to have to do a rectal exam on him, well usually I tell the patient to lay on the bed and pull there pants and underwear below the rectal area and I cover them while they are doing this to give them some privacy......... He was standing at the end of the bed and I was explaining everything to him and getting the cover up and other things out of the cabinet well when I turned around I got the surpise of my life he was standing at the end of the bed with his pants to his ankle with his front side facing me and when I noticed what was going on I took the cover and put it in front of my face and screamed....... I was like you can lay down and I will cover you up...... That was a day in Gastroenterology....... Thanks Crystal - North Carolina

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When I interviewed at Ford, I met with a perfect looking executive dressed in a great suit with a starched white shirt. I was very intimidated as I sat across the desk from him and tried to sound impressive. He put his feet up on the desk and leaned back in his chair. It was then that I noticed the words FACTORY REJECTS stamped into the bottom of his expensive looking shoes. Although still nervous, I laughed to myself at the irony!!! Enter your story here! Click on categories to view stories from other visitors.

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One day I was walking a foot beat in a housing project with three partners. It was pouring rain. I had been off caffeine and chewing tobacco for 3 dayields. It was punishment time. It felt like someone was taking a baseball bat to my head every 10 seconds. We had split uo to cover more area, and get the hell back in the car. I come across a construction worker wearing the usual coveralls and wearing a hard hat. As per pracedure I asked what he was doing in the project. He said he was just using the "cut" to get to his home. I asked if I could just do a quick search to make sure he had no weapons. Ias I went to reach into one pocket out of left field came a giant right hook. Caught me square in the noggin. I thought I was gonna die. But I was so pissed we went to town. Total fista cuffs. about this time, one of my partners sees whats going on and comes charging. The problem was he was 5'8" tall and weighed 260. Took him a while to get there. Just as he is about to smash into us, he hits a mud puddle and goes down like on a farm. GD no help. Now I was really pisssed. While me and this guy are tiring and really just holding onto eachother, I am screaming at my partner calling him every bad thing I can think off. End of story Guy had like 18 hits of crack on him. Off to Jail. By the way, I made sure we stopped on the way for a mountain dew and a can of dip! KILO

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During a three week trial, the insurance carrier\'s attorney kept arguing that \'they have no witness to prove\' a certain key point. We must have heard it 20 times. We argued that there were more witnesses, but the defense was hiding those people\'s identities so they weren\'t deposed and would not be testifying at the trial. During the closing arguments, the defense attorney stopped his argument, walked behind his table and opened a banker\'s box, then closed it and resumed his argument without mentioning what he was looking for. When it was my turn to argue, I said to the jury, \"For a moment, I thought their attorney was going to pull out at that witness. You know, their \'missing\' manager who has never come to court or given his deposition.\" The defense attorney had inadvertently highlighted the huge difference between a missing witness from a hiding or hidden witness. The jury did the right thing on that case. That is the case of the Witness Hiding in a Box. Enter your story here! Click on categories to view stories from other visitors.

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I am an elementary school nurse and children say the cutest things. when i asked a kindergarten where he got his beautiful blue eyes from his reply was, "I don't know. I just came with them!" Simple things will make all of us smile:)

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I don\'t have an outrageous career story. I\'m participating to donate to JDRF. I hope that you\'ll share the most outrageous story next week!

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My husband retired at age 58 from being a university professor at the Universtity of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Three years later, he decided to return to work...bored...and now he is a teacher in the Wake County Public SChool System as an Autistic 1 teacher. He has 6 students, k-2 grade, and is regularly bitten, spit on, hit , and scratched. But he loves the job and his students and knows he can make a difference with these challenged little ones. Now that's giving back!

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At environmental research lab they get a lot of workers from around the world. Some of them like to take a nap after eating lunch (on the clock), well one got caught in a safety audit and written up because he was sleeping between 2 roll away chairs.

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What is the best way to keep your resume up to date?

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