Most Outrageous Stories (c-Stories) (TM):  Most Embarrassing Moments

On one of my first days on the job, I decided to make myself some breakfast... So I decided to heat up a pop tart from the vending machine. I wrapped it in a paper towl and put it on for 30 seconds... well I guess I hit an extra 0. After a minute the room was engulfed with smoke, and everyone had to leave the building. I was so embarrassed The worst part... we have major clients coming in and the place smelled like shi* Two weeks later a gift came across my desk... a box of pop tarts with caution tape wrapped the box LOL Ouch :)

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I once worked as a commercial teller at a bank that serviced a high volume restaurant chain known for its sausage products. Every Saturday, as a thank-you to us, they would usually bring over some sausage and biscuits for our staff to eat when they picked up their coin order. One Saturday, I received a frantic call from the manager--he was short staffed and had forgotten to send someone over to pick up the coin order. Sure enough, a few minutes before we were to close the assistant manager came rushing in to pay for the order. He pulled a large wad of cash out of his coat pocket and handed it to me. As I opened the roll of bills, out fell a condom! I knew it wasn\'t a come-on--I was a good ten years older than him--but I sure as heck didn\'t know what to do about the condom. I pushed it out of sight while I counted his cash and debated what to do about it. The coin was sealed in bags, so I couldn\'t just slip it in with the order. I would have to hand it back to him. What would I say? Oh, by the way, you may need this later? I don\'t think so! I chickened out and didn\'t give it back to him. After he left, my assistant wanted to know if they had brought us some sausage and biscuits. No, I regretfully informed her, we didn\'t get the sausage--just the casing--and I held up the condom. We all had a good laugh, but I still wonder to this day if my lack of courage just interrupted his Saturday night fun, or did the guy father a child that night?

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Just found out yesterday that my new boss from outside our company is my ex-girlfriend! Boy ohh boy, is this going to be fun

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I am a public health school nurse. I don't have an "office" to keep everything in since I cover multiple schools. I have everything in my trunk. This includes a rolling crate, laptop, medical bag and lunch box. I had been on my own in the high school a few weeks when I was called to an emergency. I had just entered the school with my "office" in tow, and had to run across campus to the emergency. On my way over, adrenaline pumping, I was doing a mental check to make sure I had everything I needed...gloves, stethescope... I reached for my medical bag to get gloves and realized I had my lunch box on my shoulder, NOT my medical bag. Luckily the student was better when I arrived and I didn't have to confess my mistake. Weeks later, when I could talk about it, my co-workers found it hilarious!

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I work at the front counter of a karate school. So, I have become very good friends with many of the regularly attending children\'s parents. One day I was talking with one of the mothers, gossiping as usual. When she asked me about my ex boyfriend. I got carried away and called him an ass.... and his new girl friend a slut.....to a mom at the karate school. She looked shocked, but just nodded her head as if I\'d said nothing wrong......soooo akward!

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When I was just starting out, I was introduced to the team that I was going to be working with and as I was about to shake hands with one of my co-workers, I sneezed. The worst part was that a snot came out of my nose and landed on my co-workers sleeve. It was very embarassing to say the least!

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My boss and a number of my colleagues went on a horseback riding "teambuilding" one afternoon. Following the ride, I made a quick stop to pee in the "bathroom" in the barn. My boss had the same idea, and walked in on me sitting on the commode. I'm a 35 year old female and he is a 60 year old man. I don't know which one of us was more embarrassed!

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When I was in nursing school, I took care of a man who had a massive stroke. He was getting severely depressed so I devoted all my time to this guy. I gave him all my attention and catered to his every need. The staff warned me he had given up on life and not to feel bad it he didn\'t respond. As my shift was ending, I was cleaning his room. I had a water pitcher in one hand and a basin in my other hand. The rooms were small. As I was trying to squeeze by his bed, my top got hung on something. All of the buttons popped open and there I was: boobs and all flashing over this man\'s bed. I slowly put down the stuff in my hands and began to button my shirt. I wasn\'t really embarrassed until I saw him smile. As I was getting ready to leave he mumbled very lowly, \"Have a good day.\" I let the staff know what it had taken to make this man respond. I now work on a stroke floor as a registered nurse and I think about this incident very frequently. Also, I do not wear tops that button anymore. Shannon Crowell Payton is 3 and she has diabetes. Enter your story here! Click on categories to view stories from other visitors.

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One day went to the bathroom on a regular working day...did the usual, enter the restroom, did my business, buttoned up, washed my hands and left the restroom. I then proceeded to go make my coffee and took advantage of the fact that I was near the copy machine to check for any incoming faxes; on the way back to my desk I saw my ex-boss coming for a meeting, gave my greeting and kept going on my way. I heard some small talk in the background, but thought nothing of it. UNTILL I went to sit down at my desk and felt my bottom come in contact with the chair, instead of my skirt. I looked back and saw I had been walking around with my underwear peeking out from under my skirt because the skirt stayed up after I finished my business in the bathroom! Boy was I embarrassed!! Needless to say I did not get up for the rest of the day (even left late).

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I recently had a telephone screening interview. The interviewing manager stated; "I am reviewing your resume and it appears you left your last job several months ago. "What are you doing right now? Nervous, I said; "Sitting on my couch looking at my two poodles". Needless to say, when he replied; "No, no, I mean work wise, not this very moment!" Guess what, I did not get the job.

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